europe is fcuked
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mrarulz

TGIF - beers soon - 5 hours.
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mrarulz
it's been a bad week, i had a car accident - first one in 18 years of driving.

i was ok, so was the other guy - and that is very cool - i am totally grateful.

i shit a brick when i saw the state of his car, he didn't move initially, he just sat there.

but it was all ok, he was just in shock.

i've heard people say "you could be hit by a bus today, by tonight you could be dead" - it's always sounded like horse-crap emo-waffle to me, but it's true...

it's amazing how quickly this shit can happen and how fragile we are.

strange dream
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mrarulz
it's 5am, can't sleep, had a strange dream.

--

I walk into a classroom to take an exam, everyones telling me how easy i'm going to find it. the lecturer, the other students.

you'll ace it they're saying, it's probably gonna be 100%

I sit down, they hand me the exam paper, the first question is on technology:

1) Namen 50 companies that supply the ex500i hard drive.

I have no clue.

I look at the next question, it's similarly bizarre and impossible.

The lecturer looks at me, he says, by the way it's 100 questions, you need to complete it in 30 minutes.

The colour is draining from my face.

I ask him for some paper so I can write the answers down.

You don't need it he says, just write the answers on the desk.

I'm sitting there trying to write on the wooden desk with a biro.

I wake up.

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It's amazing how early mcdonalds opens, my nearest one is opening now, I'm gonna go there now. I'm a good customer. I'm allowed to be, I go to the gym 3 times a week.

It's the UK general election today, I'm excited.

LMAO - lets cuss out a federal judge +1
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mrarulz
Crazy dayz, Someone give this guy Obama's phone number.


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mrarulz
Finding it hard to work today. Beer session tonight with da boyz. watching the clock.

joke du jour
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mrarulz
Did you hear about the Irish EXORCISM?

The mother had to call the Devil in to get the Catholic priest out of her son.

mmmmmm taste good.
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mrarulz

Prostitution - an inside perspective.
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mrarulz



Women's Shelter Lesbo Factory - Is it true??
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mrarulz

Exposing the morally corrupt women's shelter industry ONE VIDEO AT A TIME! from Canada Court Watch on Vimeo.



Is this for real? - CRAZY.

still seeing that girl
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mrarulz
you could say she's growing on me.

LOL.

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